Ok, a few things which need to be said with regard to this past Wednesday's episode of "Lost."
1) I think television reached a new low, and my hatred for Michelle Rodriguez a new high, when the character of Ana Lucia ACTUALLY uttered the phrase "you hittin' that?". Yes. To Jack. In seriousness. I literally was slack-jawed and open-mouth breathing for a good 10 minutes after this moment. I don't even know what else to say.
2) Also? It sucked. I mean royally. Probably the worst episode of the show EVER. Maybe even one of the worst hours of television. I mean I love Hobbits and whatever, but I did not need to see an entire Hobbit-Centric episode. Also? What's with the whole baptizing thing? And how was it OK for Locke to beat the living crap out of Charlie? Why is THAT not crazy? The double standard is KILLING me people. By the end of that episode I was freaking using heroine.
3)You may have noticed that the cast of "Lost" (including the miserable Michelle Rodriguez) won a SAG award last night. And crazy Terry O'Quinn (aka Crazy John Locke) was wearing jeweled flip flops. And OMG! Did you see my fiance up there??? Danny?? I cannot believe he won a SAG award! Oh wait, that was just Sayid. Who apparently, in reality, has a hot British accent.
Dear Writers of Lost:
More Sayid. Less Charlie. No more Ana Lucia and her jive talkin.
Oh and PS-another thing about the SAG awards? At the end, after the cast of "Crash" won...you could hear Ryan Phillipe talking to Morgan Freeman. It was the TRIPPIEST thing! He was all "Oh, I've always wanted to meet you. You just met my wife, Reese..." and Morgan Freeman was all "Right...right...um...excuse me." Yes, the national audience just heard Ryan Phillipe get DISSED by Morgan Freeman.