Ok, I don't want this blog to like turn into my angry ranting about "Lost"...because in reality, as angry as I get, I am still "Lost"s bitch.
At first, I found Sawyer's nicknames, and down-home lingo way of speaking sexy and endearing. But as per "Lost"S modus operandi, they take it one level too far (shall I remind you of "are you hittin' that?"...no...no...let us not speak of it.) Like, in tonight's episode, Sawyer literally spoke an entire paragraph of lines in cliches. Is that actually possible to do in real life? Let's test the hypothesis.
English: Hey Dan? Do you think you take out the trash tomorrow morning on your way to work?
Sawyish: Hey Guido? How's about you takin' the bag-o-tricks out the cabin in the A.M. on your way to the ole' nine to fiver?
Ok...I like it. I'm not gonna lie. I just tried to come up with another sentence in Sawyish though...and I've literally been staring at the screen in silence for 5 minutes. Too hard. Also? Don't you feel like they've made like Charlie AND Evil!Charlie on "Lost"? Like regular superman and RedKryptonite!Superman?? Like anytime we're suppose to think Charlie is evil, he's got his hood on? Ok, seriously, I need to stop talking about it. Ok. Stopping. Now.
But seriously? Tonight was the fist time I watched "Lost" in HD, and I finally saw that, yes, Kate does in fact have freckles. Hence the nickname "Freckles" as opposed to what I would call her..."Low Pants" or "Man Shirts" or perhaps "Girl I See Late at Night On the Commercial for Love Lines, That Phone Service Where Single People Talk Dirty To Each Other, Not That I've Ever Called Love Lines, I've Just Seen the Commercials."