So I stopped at the Smoothie King today before work for a little sumpin' sumpin' that involved bananas, strawberries, honey and some other thing that starts with a "t" and ends in a "bin"....er...or something. Anyhow, there's another customer in there right? That can only be described as "surreal." This guy was Richie Tenenbaum in the flesh. Now for those of you who know nothing about "The Royal Tenenbaums" I give you this. And no lie, that is the guy that was at the Smoothie King...partaking of smoothies. Minus the blazer and the Luke Wilson Hotness. But, I must make note that he fully had on a sweat band and shorty shorty tennis shorts with socks and athletic sandals and a striped tennis shirt. AND he had an Irish accent which, truth be told, may have been fake. AND listen to what he orders:
A shot of Angel Food.
Which is a type of smoothie at the King of Smoothies for all you Smoothie King virgins. A shot of it. In like a shot glass for smoothies. What the? I mean...why? What purpose can that possible serve? And why do they have smoothie shot glasses anyway?
It would've been way better if he totally just pounded it back, slammed it on the counter, sucked a lime and walked out. Alas, my hope was too much.
Oh, and here's the tattoo I've decided on:
Yeah, you wish. I mean really. Who DOES that? I mean, there is NO ONE on this earth more obsessed with Sir Depp Captain of My Heart than me, and I would NEVER EVER get a tattoo such as that. I want to meet that guy. I just really want to meet him.
Although, I guess I could just like...make out with my arm...and it would kind of be like making out with Johnny Depp. No tongue of course.
Ok, I just TOTALLY grossed myself out.