OH GOD. You guys?! It's CrAndy. Must...control...self...must...BLOG.
Ok, so I'm sitting at the RefDesk (as per usual) and CrAndy comes up to "look at DVDs"(and by "look at DVDs" I actually mean, stare at me creepily). Then he stands up...and like...stretches. To the point where I can see his BIG HAIRY BELLY HANGING OUT. And the worst part?? Is he is not even stretching! He's just, like, lifting his hands and holding them behind his head making my worst nightmares come true. And EVEN WORSE? Is that I THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE! The way he was standing, and for the length of time just really made me think that he thought I was hot for the CrAndy Belly Hair. BLEAASHKJLA:HUOIBNOVUPDCISSDJKLJC...
Pardon me. I just threw up in my mouth.
And also, check THIS out! I am so glad to know that someone else harbors secret love for Robbie Williams, other than Pita and myself.
And also? This? Me, freakin' too. Something about The Wonder Years Dad always reminded me of my Dad...and literally, that finale episode where they're at the parade and Not!FredSavage is voicing over that Dad died soon after? BURNED INTO MY MEMORY FOREVER. Ok, I'm calling my Dad right now.
And just to take a moment, I think my library is haunted. Because this one time? As I was opening in the morning, I swore I heard a voice say "Jessica." And nobody else was in the library. But you all know that I can freak myself out VERY easily, so I just wrote this off. Well, NOW all the decorations in my Children's section keep getting screwed with. Like today? Jack? From my Jack in the Beanstalk artwork? Was ripped off, and taped upside down to the window.
Then? All my little construction paper flowers that I had on my little "Welcome Spring!" display? Ripped off.
Seriously, it's not funny. I cut those out myself.