You guys? I miss the beach.
I literally become depressed in the summertime here in landlocked SmogLanta because I cannot see/hear/smell/touch the ocean.
So excuse me if I'm not being Funny McLaughyPants right now. I'm just so not into it.
Also I saw "Pirates of the Even Orlando Bloom Looks Good in GuyLiner" again last night. And I will say there is one MAMMOTH disappointment for me regarding that film. Johnny? Did not look so great without his shirt on. I mean, I know I probably set my expectations extraordinarily high but...he wasn't doin' it for me. I mean, don't get me wrong,it in know way alters my deep, deep, very scary obsession with him, but he looked a little....er....pasty? I don't know. It was shocking quite frankly. I didn't mind the scissors for hands thing but the lack of tan chest really upset me.
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I was scouring the internet for pictures of what I'm talking about but it didn't work out. And frankly? Google imaging "Johnny Depp Shirtless"....not a good idea whilst at the work place. Just as a warning. I mean, I think I'm about to be fired.