So, as you may have noticed due to his lack of Blog appearances, CrAndy has been pleasantly absent recently. In fact, we've barely seen him over the last few weeks.
Well, today he was back with a vengeance.
CrAndy (to SoulStaff): Are you married?
CrAndy: Aren't you going to ask me if I'm married?
SoulStaff (rolling eyes): <SIGH> Are you married?
CrAndy: YEAH! To my BED! <runs away>
What does that even mean? And he's always looking at joke books, so I feel like he looks up jokes to tell us and then completely just fucks them up...you know...because of the crazy.
CrAndy: See? I make this whole place run!
Me: Really? I thought I did that.
CrAndy (hiding behind DVD rack): Oh. Right. Sorry. I take it back. I take it back. I TAKE IT BACK!
Return trip 3 to the circulation desk
CrAndy: My arm hurts.
SoulStaff: Maybe you've been using it too much.
CrAndy: Well. Yeah. I usually use my right arm. But last night I used my left arm.
SoulStaff, KnuffleBunny, Me: <expression of pure revulsion and horror>
CrAndy: Guess I shouldn't have told you that!! HAHAHAH! <runs away>
Admittedly, SoulStaff walked right into that one, but still. I mean...DISGUSTING. Revolting in the worst possible way.
And you should all know? That according to CrAndy, he previously worked as a security guard at a Kroger and was "very good friends" with the Deputy Sheriff.
Yes. These are the people who guard Kroger at night. So, if you were planning on stealing HoHo's any time soon, be aware that you may have to deal with the Wrath of CrAndy.