Hello my fine friends! Today, I feel as though I suck less than I did yesterday. That may be because I am writing this post BEFORE the library is open. I have 40 more minutes of peace.
Tonight, Husband and I depart for the great city of Philadelphia! Home of cheese steaks, Independence hall, Rocky Balboa and some old cracked bell thing. We'll be there for a family wedding which promises to be full of fireworks, cherubs sculpted of cheese, and some sort of swan made of ice that vodka pours out of.
One of the major benefits of being Italian.
In truth, I LOVE Philadelphia. Love. It. So I'm really excited. While we're up there we'll also be fulfilling one of my Great Nerd Fantasies! We'll be visiting the King Tut exhibit at the Franklin Institute!
NERD HIGH FIVE!
Because I TOTALLY would've been an Egyptologist if I wasn't a librarian. In fact, I was helping this kid find books on mummies the other day and I was all "Oh! This book is by my FAVORITE Egyptologist, Dr. Zahi Hawass..."
And that kid was all looking at me like....um, who has a favorite Egyptologist? FREAK.
What I mean to say is, that I will be on a Blogging Hiatus (unless we pirate someone else's wireless network..MWA HA HA HA!) for the next week. So, do enjoy your week free of the Public Library.
On that note, I leave you with the latest CrAndy:
CrAndy: HEY [KnuffleBunny]!
KnuffleBunny: <frowning silently>
CrAndy: <passing her a love note with a heart with an arrow through it> Can you place a hold for me?
KnuffleBunny:<throwing love note in trash>Sure.
CrAndy: Hey, would you have my baby?
KnuffleBunny: <screaming> ANDY. NO.
CrAndy: <runs away>
Incidentally, Husband came in the library when LadySucks yelled at me to be like my personal body guard for an hour. And he was all "I'm really in the mood to tell someone off. Is CrAndy here?"
He was not. But Husband decided that he was going to tell CrAndy that if he ever harassed the staff again he was going to "Drop him like a bad habit."
I don't know where my Husband gets these sorts of phrases. But they amuse me.