Too much too soon?
Ok, no really, it was kind of amazing. So if any of you Atlantans are looking for something different to do, I strongly suggest it. But quite possibly the best part of the afternoon was after the tour as we were walking around the rest of the aquarium. We were walking past this touch pool, you know where you can like pet starfish and sea urchins and what not, and this guy says to his girlfriend "Oh! A touch pool! They have all sorts of things to feel and touch in there. Maybe even a trouser snake." In and of it self, a totally crude and dumbass remark. But the girlfriend replies "Oooo! Really? What's that?!"
BWA HAHA! So, naturally, because that's HYSTERICAL, I start laughing uncontrollably. And you guys? There's nothing small about my laugh. Nothing polite or lady like about it. I cackle, I guh-faw, I laugh so hard I cry. So Husband is like flipping out and begging for me to be quiet because I'm EMBARRASSING him. I'm like, um, at least I know what is meant by a TROUSER SNAKE. And also, unless I'm in a movie theatre watching the least funny movie ever, at a funeral, or attending an informative lecture, I'm usually not going to curb my laughter.
Laugh first, apologize later. That's my motto!
Also? You guys should all be thrilled to know that a recent survey concluded that young adults are the top users of libraries. So, clearly YOURS TRULY is the BEST LIBRARIAN EVER. Excuse me while I just go ahead and give myself some congratulatory pats on the back. And a candy treat.
Have a hap, hap, happy new year and wherever your plans take you tonight, be well and safe.
And for the love of GOD take a taxi home.