There are a few things that make today verrrry strange at the Library.
First? Three of the four people that work in my department are all wearing white bottoms and black tops. Second? There is some sort of toy,or musical book that is distantly playing the "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle" song...over and over and over and over again.
(and over and over.)
And NO ONE knows where it is coming from. We cannot pinpoint the origin of the sound! And it will like stop for like 20 minutes and we'll all breathe a collective sigh of relief...and then WA-POW! It's back. And we know not from whence it comes. I don't know if that's like correct...but it sounds like creepy and stuff right? WHENCE IT COMES! MWA MWA MWA!
ALSO! We're currently interviewing for an open position in the Circulation Department. And this dude? Comes in to interview right? Holy CRAP you guys. He was so EFFING CREEPY I nearly wept with fear. I mean, he sort of looked like Iggy Pop in "Cry Baby" which is enough to up anybody's creepy factor unless you actually ARE Iggy Pop in "Cry Baby." But his voice? Oh my god. Like seriously? It did not matter what he said? Because all I heard was "It puts the lotion in the basket! It puts the lotion on its skin!"
Does not wants to hire!
So yeah. Weird, weird day. It IS however THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER READING! HOORAY! Go back to school you little HELL CATS!! HAHAHA!
I mean, maybe that sounds harsh? But if you had 100 effing bored, hot, tired kids in YOUR office everyday clamoring to see some effed up weirdo Magician/Puppeteer/African Storyteller/Flame Thrower/Baby Eater smelling like sunblock, bug spray and Mom's shattered dreams, you too would be PRAYING for them to get their asses back into the classroom.