So Saturday night, we went Cosmic Bowling for DaddyCap's birthday as well as just for funzies. And SeeStephGo, really outdid herself with the cake she made for DaddyCap. Like, it was quite possibly the single best birthday cake...EVER.
CHARRRLIE! It's Candy Mountain! If you know not what Candy Mountain is, please come out of the hole you live in (with a lap top and wireless connection which you use to stay connected to the world via this blog) and also, watch dis:
So, bowling. Ok. I have actually never been COSMIC Bowling before. I know. It's weird. So you guys? There's like...black lights, and glowing balls, and FOG MACHINES and also booty music. It pretty much is my most favorite way to spend $4.79. Oh, and PS? I went to Lurrrver17's house to pick him up for bowling right? And he's all,
Lurrrver17: I went ahead and picked up a gift for DaddyCap from us.
Me: SQUEE! We're an "us"!
Me: NOTHING! Gift, great...thanks for doing that!
Lurrrver17: So, we may want to leave a little bit early to make sure we have time to pick up a card.
Like, when did this guy? Become this guy? It sort of warms my cold dead heart a little bit. Not that he's lost any of his total goofy inappropriateness, because he hasn't. Like, I can't even blog about have the shiz that comes out of that boy's mouth. But it's like he's sort of slid quietly into adulthood without anyone picking up on it.
It's a little bit moving. I've been holding my little Lurrrver17Bird in my hands and now I have to let him fly, fly away! Fly little LurrrverBird! Fly! You can do it! Wait! Watch out for that...oooof. That looks like it hurt. Ok, dust yourself off! No! Bad LurrrverBird! We do NOT bite! Bad!
Ok, no more metaphor! Let's talk booty dancing at the bowling alley! Because, yes we did. I also? Am a horrendous bowler. Like I don't recall being GOOD at bowling? But I didn't realize how laughably horrible I am at bowling. Like whoah. Regardless of my awfulness, it was a delight and DaddyCap said it was his best birthday ever which pleases me greatly. It's always a delight to be reminded how much people love you, and how much fun it is to cut up in a bowling alley filled with fog and black light. OO! OO! Then? We went and played in the ARCADE! And Lurrrver17 gave me tokens so I could play Skee Ball which is like my most favoritist favorite in the whole wide universe? And then? We got a whole bunch of tickets which SeeStephGo and I redeemed for sticky fish sling shots that glow in the dark!
Well, since this will be my last post before the Thanksgiving Holiday, I would like to wish you all safe travels and happy pie eating. Also, to thank you for reading this and validating me with your love comments. You're happy? I'm happy. And I just so happen to be going home to NY for the holiday...oh...and my 10 YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. So, no doubt I will have a hella amazing report when I return.
See you all on Monday! Possibly before then if the interwebs at the 'Rent's place is up to snuff.
Enjoy a Chidurken on me!