ZOMG. You guys remember Gladys CrustyUsher?
Totes got asked to retire. YEAH! Apparently she's been mean and crazy to a number of people, so they told her that her VOLUNTARY services are no longer required.
I love it. I mean, you have to be pretty heinous if they don't want your FREE help. Sigh. It feels good.
What also feels good? I had a luncheon meeting with this guy today? And he totally insisted on buying me lunch. Feeling guilty much?
I totally want to be my own best friend today.
Oh! And speaking of volunteers...there's one lady here at the library. Sweet as can be. Comes in every week and helps us mend books right? And she was kind enough to get us all a little gift for the holidays. So I open the little card she's left in my mailbox...inside I find two things:
1. A bookmark detailing the birth of Jesus
2. A magnet with a GIANT Star of David that says "With love, from Israel."
Um. I'm not thinking a whole lotta love is coming from Israel right now, but that's besides the point.
I mean, I get that she was trying to cover her Major Holiday Bases...but so weird. Like give us a snowflake magnet or like...a "Happy Holidays" magnet with like a snowman on it or something. And I mean, did EVERYONE get the double religion gift? Or just me, because I kind of look like I could be Jewish? And if it was a universal present, does EVERYONE have the "With Love, from Israel" magnet or was there like a series...like "Wishing you Joy, from Jerusalem"....which come to think of it could've killed multiple birds with one stone seeing as Jerusalem is like EVERYONE and their MOM'S holy city.
Anyway....I think they were my most favorite gifts kind of. Ever.