OH GOD YOU GUYS.
So, I've now been on the VeggieTrain for 6 weeks. And the ONLY meat-related, genuine craving I have had....is for Chick-Fil-A chicken.
I dunno. Maybe it's the peanut oil, maybe it's the fact the everyone that works at Chick-Fil-A is like uber happy and uber nice, or maybe it's just the fact that that chicken is so fucking delicious that maybe it makes me believe in God and that he really, really, loves Truett Cathy.
I have resisted successfully. Even though that cow...that Devil Cow...stares at me every day on my way to work.
I'm at my desk when my supervisor walks in to announce that "The Chick-Fil-A Lady" has dropped off FREE CHICKEN BISCUITS for EVERYONE.
So. In the break room is like a giant pile of FREE CHICKEN BISCUITS all warm and enticing...complete with a bouquet of BALLOONS. Beautiful, colorful balloons being held down by none other than that golden stuffed idol....that DEVIL COW.
Basically all day I have endured the siren calls of those buttery pieces of fried goodness. I have eaten approximately 375 Hershey kisses to help myself cope.
You should know that Alcohol Joe just waved at me.
We are NOT FRIENDS.
And also, that a patron just came up and asked me where the school for the "mentally retarded kids" was. That just doesn't sound right.
However, this shift on the desk is redeemed by the ridiculously adorable AND legitimate IrishDude who just asked me to help him make photocopies. Normally, when people ask me to help them make copies I back-hand them and then spit on their bloody faces. But this guy? Had this precious Dubliner accent and was kind of mildly hot, and hilarious. I MAY have just been giggling like an idiot. We're totally going to run away together and have beautiful read-headed pale faced babies that speak in a lilting and melodic brogue.
Oh, and I have to say "legitimate" IrishDude, because you guys remember the PseudoBritt right? Meat pie, meat pie, meat pie? Right? Yeah. What the hell.
Actually, speaking of accents, it's kinda weird this guy was here today. Because currently Lurrrver17 is working on perfecting his Irish accent (right now it kind of sounds like the Lucky Charms leprechaun crossed with the manager of a 7-11)....the better to fool gullible librarians with I suppose.