Is it weird that I just eat like...sheets of seasoned seaweed for a snack?
I think it might be weird.
You know, since I don't live in a Korean fishing village or anything.
And I mean, I'm like sitting here typing and crunching on seaweed.
Yeah. It's totally weird. Plus, my breath is going to like smell like the ocean. Not in a relaxing, oh the beach is so pretty kind of way, but rather in a have you been eating raw sea creatures for 6 hours kind of way.
Hope nobody wants to make out, because I forgot to buy gum.
Well, I'm off from work today seeing as how I have to work tomorrow. Which basically fills me with unquantifiable amounts of rage.
However, I did go to the Farmer's Market which is always an adventure. Perhaps the best part of the morning was getting my ass bruised beyond recognition by 10,000 carts pushed by people who are either REALLY hungry or REALLY busy. Because like...you should be able to see my ass in front of you. It's like, a healthy sized ass.
I'm just saying.
OH. And BIG FYI people? I'm on Twitter. So if you're OBSESSED with my reference desk musings, you can now have them in REAL TIME.
Another FYI? There were FOUR people in our audience for [New Play!] last night. TWO of which were like really old and stuff and who left at intermission presumably because it was too sexual.
That? IS HUMILIATING. And you guys, for reals for serious the play is GOOD. It's funny! It's beautifully costumed and there are some seriously talented folks in it.
But we're performing in a part of Georgia that....well...that likes Jeebus a whole bunch. And I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with liking the J-Man. But I mean....lets just say they turn out in DROVES for Smoke on the Mountain ok?
And I mean...I'm JUST gonna put it out there...but if you are a resident of a town by the name of CUMMING? You like, need to embrace that shit and just be a dirty mofo. I mean, sometimes I feel like the people up there are SOOOOOO UberJeebus to like make up for the fact that they live in the City of...well, I mean really...what CAN'T I say here?