So, we're coming down to the wire with the latest play I'm in right? And last night we're rehearsing THE BIG SCENE which basically has EVERYONE and their mom in it. So...the whole cast was at rehearsal. Which is always fun.
So, it comes out that JimmyDean has a pair of Ass-less Chaps.
Look. I don't know HOW that came out, or WHY that came out, just accept that he owns ASS-LESS CHAPS.
RoTund and SweetCheeks, two other cast members, are like hypothesizing WHY JimmyDean might own ass-less chaps:
Sweet Cheeks: Well, maybe they're for riding horses? [of the motorcycle variety]
RoTund: Horses and GirlfriendJimmyDean
SweetCheeks: Same thing.
Me: FIST PUMP!
SweetCheeks: Wait. You said Horses and HARLEY'S right??
I mean for a moment? We all thought SweetCheeks had grown some SERIOUS BALLS. Because that was AMAZING.
Then, the giant game of telephone continues...
RoTund: Why are we waiting for Jesse to get here to start this scene?
#1Minion: Because she's important.
RoTund: Because she's PORTLY?!?!
#1Minion: NO! NO GOD NO! IMPORTANT! NOT PORTLY!
Well. I am a bit portly. I mean, it's fine. I'm good with it.
If I look like a Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast to you? That's ok.