I think I've decided to send Oil of Olay a thank you note for their eye cream. Wednesday, I was helping this patron right? Going to be a senior in High School, just immigrated here from Iran and was all "DUDE. Please give me books on American History so I know what the hiz I'm doing". So like, I naturally am uber helpful 'cause I'm always looking to add new residents to my Teen Farm and 20-Something Rehabilitation Center with a brand new state of the art Snuggle Wing and Hug Lab. So when he's ready to go he asks me if I'm here at the library everyday...
Me: Yeah. And then some!
TeenIran:I was just wondering. You're so young, I thought you probably went to college some days during the week.
THANK YOU EYE CREAM.
Seriously? Hell yes. Happiest moment of my life.
Ok, since I still haven't decided on a name for him yet...
Yesterday was LurrrverNot17's graduation party, and at the request of LurrrverMom, I went over early to help run errands, set up etc.
So me and LurrrverMom are in the living room on the laptop, picking out pictures of LurrrverNot17 to get printed for like decorations at the party or whatever...and LurrrverGrandpa comes in...
LurrrverMom: Dad, you remember Jess right?
LurrrverMom: From the play. She was LurrrverNot17's lover.
LurrrverGrandpa: (confused face) Ok..
LurrrverGrandpa: WAIT. She's WHO'S LOVER?!?!
Me: FROM THE PLAY! In the play! PLAY! We played opposite each other in a play!!
But when LurrrverGrandma said that she was going to take me home with her? I was SO IN.
I FINALLY GOT ADOPTED!!!