You guys? Seriously?
Please watch this:
I literally CRIED at the cuteness.
I've decided this means I need to own a goat. A small, little, delightful goat who will love me forever.
So, when one wants to get a goat, one must look up laws pertaining to goat ownership.
This is what I found:
ARTICLE IV. SUPPLEMENTAL REGULATIONS
Sec. 27-733. Agriculture and forestry.
(e) Livestock. Livestock shall only be permitted on a lot containing two (2) or more acres. All buildings used for animals shall be set back not less than two hundred (200) feet from any property line. All animals shall be maintained at least one hundred (100) feet from any property line. There shall be not less than five thousand (5,000) square feet of fenced lot area not covered by the principal structure for each animal.
This? IS BULLSHIT. I mean, I don't even think it's possible for this to work even if my goat lived in like an isolation pen DEAD CENTER in my backyard that was literally only as big as he was.
I think that BoyKing's yard is TOTALLY big enough. (Yes. That's his name now.) And I think that if SOMEONE LOVED ME they would think that the single AWESOMEST 1 1/2 Year Anniversary of Friendship Gift would be a BABY GOAT PALACE in their backyard.
Just a suggestion.
Maybe I could like hide it if if never leaves the house. Do you think if I started it early my goat would wear a diaper? Or use the litter box?