This is my letter to the public.
Dear Ungrateful Wretches,
No. There is no quiet spot in this library. It is, if you haven't noticed, filled with people. And children. Because it's summertime, AND also tons of people (like YOURSELF) are unemployed and need free access to the internerds, and perhaps also air conditioning. When you mutter "This is the LOUDEST library I have EVER been in" under your breath after YELLING at me...it does not make me want to be the least bit helpful toward you. And you might want to consider the fact that YOU YELLING does not help your volume issues.
No, I cannot make your computer work. No, I do not know why it isn't working. No, you cannot check your email on my computer. No, I do not know your hotmail password. No, I will not buy you that book from Amazon. No,I cannot put you on a computer RIGHT NOW because there are none available RIGHT NOW. No, this does not mean I have a personal vendetta against you. No, this does not mean I am racist. No, I did not purposefully hi-jack the computers so they wouldn't work when you got here. Believe me, my day is INFINITELY better when you can happily surf your Anime porn sites uninterrupted.
Yes, you can have a comment card.